Friday Humor: George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard
How old do you have to be to remember Seinfeld, and know who George Costanza was?
I don’t know, but whoever wrote up these funny work tips obviously does, choosing to use his name in the title.
Read them all if you like this example:
Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard are here, courtesy of Jain.
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