Signs You Have a Cheap HMO
Belong to an HMO? Even if you don’t, you are bound to find some good laughs in this posting on signs you have joined a cheap HMO.
Enjoy a few good laughs this Friday, my favorites are in bold
Top 30 Signs You’ve Joined a Cheap HMO
Use of antibiotics deemed an “unauthorized experimental
procedure.”
Head-wound victim in the waiting room is on the last
chapter of “War and Peace.”
Exam room has a tip jar.
You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the
instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
The company logo features a hand squeezing a bleeding
turnip.
Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
“Pre-natal vitamin” prescription is a box of Tic-Tacs.
Doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel
tube.
Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of
coverage is “an apple a day.”
Preprinted prescription pads that say “Walk it off, you
sissy.”
You can get your flu shot as soon as “the” hypodermic
needle is dry.
Your “primary care physician” is wearing the pants you
gave to goodwill last month.
I found these here (some of them were too crude for my taste).
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