TGIF Humor: Work in the 21st Century

Yep, we finally made it to Friday and that means time for some humor.

I think this is pretty funny, and you can share it with your colleagues, friends, and family. Or, to get you in the mood, are your colleagues, friends, and family the same one person?

OK, You know you work in the 21st century when . . .

Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
Pick-up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.
You consider inner-office mail painfully slow.
You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
You think “progressing an action plan” and “calendarizing a project” are acceptable English phrases.
You refer to tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
You find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your neighbors.
You ask your friends to “think out of the box” when you make your Friday night plans.
You get excited when it’s Saturday so you can wear sweats to work.
You think a “half-day” means leaving at 5 o’clock.