TGIF: How About A Little Humor To Brighten Your Day?
Ever thought about becoming a consultant? Here is a little “quiz” to determine whether you are consultant-material or not. I found this on workjoke.com
You are consultant-material if:
you ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.
you decide to reorganize your family into a “team-based organization.”
you think that it’s actually efficient to write a ten page paper with six other people you don’t know.
you believe you never have any problems in your life, just “issues” and “improvement opportunities.”
you explain to your bank manager that you prefer to think of yourself as “highly leveraged” as opposed to “in debt.”
you can explain the difference between “down-sizing,” “right-sizing,” and “firing people’s arses,” and you actually believe your explanation.
you can spell “paradigm” and you actually know what a paradigm is.
I recently discovered this blog. I’ve had a similiar idea to your rewriting the ten commandments for some time now.